Month: January 2014
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
You must be…
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked. So whats so hard with that?
If you are a Costco customer, you know the good deals are at these popular members-only warehouses scattered around the country. Here’s a tip that will make your Costco shopping experience even better.
Mark Wallengren and Kristin Cruz of the morning talk show “Mark & Kristin in the Morning” at Los Angeles’ KOST 103.5 FM radio station, recently deciphered secret codes on Costco price tags.
It turns out that the last two digits of the price tags everyone sees at Costco warehouses have internal meanings that Costco members should take advantage of.
On their article, Mark and Kristin says:
“Apparently there is a secret price tag code. We’ve deciphered it, and the key is to look at the price tag and note the last two digits.”
They went on to reveal these codes:
- “.97 — This is a manager’s special. You may never find this deal again.
- .49 or .79 — This is a manufacturer’s special. The manufacturer may be testing out the product at Costco. If the product tests well, Costco might sell it later at a higher price.
- .00 — This is the best deal in the store. The manager probably wants to get rid of this product. Think of it as clearance and once the product is gone, it’s gone for good.
- .97* — This is the last time you will see this product at this price. Your last chance for a good deal. * This product has been discontinued.”
So for example, if you see the price of the 65-in TV you’ve been eyeing for sometime at “$899.97*”, then you know that will be the lowest, last, and final price you will ever see that item, and will be gone after that.